Sunday, October 2, 2011

Gourmet Island


She cut open the watermelon, swish and she was gone.

Jessica Cornish saw a camouflage green light and felt a whip of wind on her body like a kite in a cyclone, then the next thing she knew Jessica lay flat on her back "Where am I?" she asked herself "What time is it, oh, it's 12:30 in the morning" she heard footsteps "Why, your on Gourmet Island, land of the Good Gummibears" answered a green looking elder,"Defenders of Dr. Jellybean and Ms. Jaffa!" "What?!" stammered Jessica.

"A human, eh?" "What,who are you?" "We better bring you to King Gummibear at Rock candy castle" said the elder "Gummibear, jellybean, jaffa, rock candy. Where am I, Candy-land???!!" She looked around, she saw palm trees made of liquorice and gumdrops growing with chewy bananas and pineapple lumps, rivers made of melted chocolate and flowing caramel, grass made of thin-mints, houses made of solid taffy and bubble gum, aeroplanes made of gummy-planes,people were gummibears and statues made of gingerbread. "Wait a minute, did you say Gourmet Island? I'll go to stone candy castle." "Yes,I said Gourmet Island and it's rock candy castle" said the so called gummibear "Whatever" Jessica whispered under her breath "Who's Dr. Jellybean and Ms. Jaffa?" *BANG!!!* "Gross, garlic bomb, one thing that no candy can stand, Oh that's them" Jessica saw 2 figures emerge from a Reese's peanut butter cup looking lab,one colourful and the other orange and silver.*Plop* it started raining wonka nerds! "We better get you inside"

As the elder and Jessica walked down to rock candy castle,they saw smoothie geysers but eventually they arrived at the castle. It was obviously immense with lollipop chandeliers and taffy carpets "fascinating" said a voice. "Is it white chocolate sewing or cookie dough weaving?" "Is that King Gummibear? If it is, what's he talking about?" "Your skin, he thinks your a Gormet Island native." said the elder"Gourmet Island native?" "Folk from Gourmet island" "Excuse me sir, I'm a human" answered Jessica "What??!?" "Yes, I am" "Well,I see you've already met Elder Green,he'll be your guide, we have a room for any unexpected guests,go to the frosted gingerbread elevator,top floor,3rd door to the right" As Jessica was in the elevator, she looked at all the footprints on the floor wondering if there had been a queue to press the correct buttons to go to the correct floors,then,she stared all the buttons inspecting them to see which was the top floor "There's 211 floors and I'm on the top,I'll have an inspiring,amazing and breath taking view all right!!"

Once she got to the top floor she followed King Gummibears directions and found a room with a sponge-cake bed with raspberry syrup for blankets included with Reese's peanut butter cup pillow, a cookie dough beanbag,a twisted liquorice dresser with candy-cane mirrors,rock candy balcony,purple and pink taffy floors and walls,pink candy floss carpet,ice-cream sundae bed side table,donut chairs(with ice-cream footrest), and finally, a taffy closet lined with liquorice twists,she eventually fell asleep,all was well.
The next morning, Jessica had a breakfast in bed included with liquorice bacon,vanilla cupcake pancakes,gummy sunny side up eggs and orange juice with sugar in it. King Gummibear explained how she'll fight Dr. jellybean and Ms. Jaffa in 2 days time. "You will wear hubba-bubba armor to battle them,only the finest horse you will ride,lamington black beauty" "But how will I get rid of them?"asked Jessica Cornish"Well, since both Ms.Jaffa and Dr.Jellybean are chewy and suckable,we've created a formula of melted jaffa lava!!" "And if that doesn't work...?" "We will build a machine, we're still engineering it but we haven't started building yet." That night,Jessica fell asleep dreaming about of exploring the castle and locate new things.

he next morning she found a chocolate door, it seemed to lead to the kitchens,she found a watermelon "I wonder if it's a time portal like the one in the kitchens back on earth?" Jessica cut it open and found herself face to face with a very hairy caveman clutching a wooden club and wearing cheetah skins. She cut another piece off and found herself on a plummeting ship next to a frozen iceberg "The Titanic!!!!!" yet again she cut another chunk off and found herself sitting next to a ninja sensei "You need to find out who to obliviate of candy villains "No,the melted jaffa lava is ready to shrivel them up to a crisp!" "The lava or machine not work, what you need is one of them triple-mega garlic bomb boomer super doper machine" "I suspect King Gummibear knows how to both engineer and construct that object said Jessica as she cut another 3-D half moon looking chunk with a tattooed engraving of a castle and Jessica dissolved and whizzed into the atmosphere.

"So it's a time portal for the past ,present and future" Jessica sniggered as she arrived back at rock candy castle, she found Elder Green in the art room and told him about how the lava or the machine will not work. They discovered King Gummibear in the opera room and he started engineering the animate object A.S.A.P. Jessica rested peacefully thinking about her attempt to destroy Dr. Jellybean and Ms. Jaffa and wondering if they had a perilous plot to rid of the Good Gummibears or not,tomorrow she would fight for the will of Gourmet Island natives and the Good Gummibears will know her name!

The very next morning, Jessica woke up to the stench of garlic,King Gummibear was testing out his new contraption,The triple-mega garlic bomb boomer super doper machine. Jessica dressed in her hubba-bubba armor and fed her lamination horse pineapple lump hay for strength. "Remember, you only have three garlic bombs,3 shots, good luck Jessica" replied King Gummibear. Jessica trotted off towards the Reese's peanut butter cuplabr on the horizon "No looking back"

She eventually arrived at the evil labratory,she walked indoors to find tesla-coils made of black liquorice and portraits made of traffic light drinks. "Do you have an authorized personal only card?" Jessica turned around to find Dr. Jellybean and Ms. Jaffa! She shot 1 garlic bomb at them... they got stuck to a tesla-coil, blue light came out when it hit. "They're electric?, That means I can shock them when they're on the electric tesla-coils!

Jessica shot another electric chunk of garlic but since of the magnetic garlic and the electric tesla-coils, Dr. Jellybean and Ms. Jaffa started swaying back and forth rapidly, Jessica had one more shot she had to make sure she had perfect aim, A sound of lightning hit Dr. Jellybean and Ms. Jaffa and they were gone... a scent of orange coated jellybeans and chocolate filled traffic light drinks filled the room. Elder Green who seemed to be watching from outdoors came in "Jessica Cornish, you've done it, you freed us!!!" he bellowed

By Zak Wentzell

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