Sunday, October 2, 2011

The Nasty Gertrude Artstinken




There lived a flock of birds in a motel,josh the owner loved the birds he had them for 2 years. his birds were budgies and canaries green,blue,yellow and red.

Most of the time The birds were flying around in josh's room all day except for when they were all on holiday, which was very rare. sometimes the birds would go in there big aviary outside, but they didn't really like it. josh was 8 years old, and loved birds especially budgies and canaries. But one misters afternoon...

One day when josh came home from school,he went into his room to see his flock of birds, as he walked into his room, he didn't see anything,"oh please stop hiding from me "panted josh but the birds weren't hiding from josh even,his favorite bird ollie, and when he looked at the cage and the window they were both open, the next thing josh new was that there was blood dripping from the cage to the window to the other side of a town called Burnsville

So the next day after school josh followed the blood trail down the road 1 hour later it lead him to junk tip as smelt as 5000 rotten eggs, there was a gate but it had a padlock on it, lucky for josh had learnt to pick locks at school last week so he opened the gate and walked slowly towards a banana skin house. as he walked into the banana skin house,which on the door said Gertrude Artstinken no wonder his property smelt so much. when he was in the house it stunk even more then his property, obviously he didn't mind,"if i had a gas mask it would help quite a bite" bellowed josh there the was, the robber who has caused all this fuss, as she turned around she glared at josh as if she had won $1000. chirping right next to her was the flock of birds.

The robber was ordering to go away but i didn't " the only thing i could do was to call for ollie" screamed josh.

Ollie and the flock of birds thought up a cheeky plan,they were all calm then suddenly chirp chirp poop poop chirp chirp poop poop,all over Gertrude Artstinken Gertrude Artstinken said " oh no you don't " he said to the flock of birds, but the flock of birds kept on chirping and pooping all over Gertrude Artstinken so he said "stuff you birds i'll let you go" Gertrude cried so the birds went rushing back to josh " I'm glad i came and rescued you " said josh , it was all thanks to ollie for his plan. so josh counted up all of the the birds and there were 31 but one was missing when josh looked back at Gertrude was cooking one bird under the fire "that would've been the one that had blood dripping out of my window " screamed josh. the bird was still moving and was alive "so i grabbed the bird of the fire he was still alive i was shocked that he was. so i called the police and the cops took him away. "So mum came and picked us up to go back to the motel, so they lived happily ever after.

By Hamish Reade

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